Thanks for asking. I just took on a disciple, and now I have to settle accounts with a rebellious one.
[Year 711: You fail your tribulation and ascension yet again. In despair, you take your first disciple, Xiao Xiaoyan.]
[Year 720: After countless outrageously intimate cuddles, you can't take it anymore, so you pretend to undergo a tribulation to escape reality, day after day.]
[Year 0721: You are dismembered, and some people even keep your remains close to them at all times after your death.]
Wait, so that's how I die in the future?
[Objective: First step in settling the score. Teach your opponent a lesson by striking back, and restore the dignity of a master that your rebellious disciple has forgotten.]
Come on, what cultivation level am I at right now? And what level is the disciple I just took in?
[Reward: Opportunity to ascend]
You're right. I, Shi Junyi, must restore my master's authority at once. They're only rebellious disciples. Settling the score should be easy!
Shi Junyi looks at the System panel, which seems to have arrived ahead of schedule.
The tasks that will be absurdly difficult for her when she awakens a century from now are a piece of cake in the present.
She can't help but cackle.
Ascension, here I come!
But when Shi Junyi sees the rebellious disciples closing in on her in the room, holding something indescribable, something seems terribly wrong.
Wait, how did I end up being the one who's "settling the score"?!
