(My new book, "Your Highness the Princess, Please Behave Yourself. I'm an Undercover Agent," is out now. Interested readers are welcome to check it out.) My junior sister is after my body? A female lecher wants to be sworn brothers with me? A shut-in of a century wants me to help her cultivate? Fairies, I know you're all in a hurry, but don't rush. Dual cultivation still has to follow the basic rules. I'm Lu Xian, kindhearted and unable to bear seeing fairies shed even a single tear, so all of you, come at me together! ... Sigh, can we make a deal?
