Miss Maid, If You Don't Behave, You'll Be Punished

To celebrate the 75th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic of China, while other novelists post about cosplaying in women's clothing, I suggest that authors in our novel comment sections update 75 chapters daily during the National Day holiday to congratulate our great motherland on its prosperity.

When you update for the first time, I'll feed you, meow. When you're up two hours late, I'll feed you with my cat. When it's the middle of the night, I'll feed you, meow. When you reach the tenth watch, I'll praise you, meow.

I spent all day with the baby today, and all I had left was steamed egg custard 😡

Your monthly pass in your account is calling me "master," did you steal my monthly pass?! I'll stab you to death! I'll stab you to death! I'll stab you to death! I'll stab you to death! I'll stab you to death! I'll stab you to death!

When you update once, minor flaws will be magnified, and your writing style will be criticized. When you're up two hours in a row, a little patience is born, and the plot's progress becomes more important. When you're up past midnight, small praises begin to emerge, and the number of dead harvests begins to decline. As you approach the fifth watch of the night, reader support spontaneously forms, and the voices of praise grow louder and louder. When you are up at midnight, the great Confucian scholars' debates are deafening.

The typhoon has passed, but the internet is terrible right now; I can't even access the backend. I'll have my editor post it for me later. Just wanted to vent a little; it really felt like the sky had fallen. Trees and power poles were down in droves, and all my cash crops were flattened. Cleaning up the debris will take over a week. For now, I'll focus on getting at least one or two things done. Once that's over, I'll aim for second best and then third. Hopefully, everyone will stop neglecting their books.

I caught a chill and have a slight cold. I'll update again this afternoon and evening.

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, my darlings! I have something to do at noon, I'll update in the afternoon and evening.

I've noticed that some people read novels without commenting or criticizing, but they still vote with monthly tickets. These kinds of people are handsome, low-key, cultured, beautiful, generous, and elegant. I'm talking about you, no doubt about it anymore.

The author probably doesn't know how to use SZB (a Chinese online forum).