Qin Yun, a peerless genius of the sword, failed at the final hurdle of his tribulation and perished.
Only a wisp of his soul remained, lodged in his damaged sword. There it slept for tens of thousands of years.
When he finally awoke, he discovered that the outside world had undergone earth-shattering changes.
Of course, what gave him the biggest headache was his new disciple, who followed him around like an eager puppy.
"Master, is this cultivation method really useful? Why are we still using such ancient weapons?"
"Master, I personally think a chainsaw sword is still a sword. And if you put a bayonet on this grenade launcher, it counts as a sword too."
"Master, I've prepared a new body for you. It's the [Home-Loving O-Love Maid 3.0 Latest Model]. What do you think?"
"Master, you smell so nice..."
