I transmigrated? I don't even know which dynasty this is. Whatever, I'll have some fun first! I do feel sorry for my dad, left all alone in the modern world.
How did I transmigrate into a woman's body? Well, at least she's fair-skinned, beautiful, and lovely. Fine, fine.
What?! Dad transmigrated too?! And he wants me to get acquainted with someone called Liu Xiu?
All right, all right. Dad used to be a historian. Does that count as my golden finger?
I actually have to marry Liu Xiu?! Dad says he's the Son of the Plane, Emperor Guangwu? But you expect me to fall for a man? No way.
Why not let me be a strategist instead?
I've got nothing better to do, so when Liu Xiu goes to study at the Imperial Academy, I'll go too!
I've got nothing better to do, so when Liu Xiu takes his troops to the battlefield, I'll go too!
I've got nothing better to do, so when Liu Xiu rebels and storms the imperial palace, I'll go too!
I've got nothing better to do, so when Liu Xiu dons the imperial robes and becomes emperor, I'll go too!
I've got nothing better to do... Wait a minute?! You thick-browed Liu Xiu, you bestowed titles on so many meritorious officials! How come there isn't one for me?! I worked myself to the bone and helped you conquer the realm!
You're making me Empress? An official second only to one and above ten thousand? Fine... fine, I guess.
