Reincarnated in a Doomed World, I Offer Up a Ripe Persimmon

"I've seen countless reincarnators, but...

51.2% of reincarnators are reincarnated because of trucks.

Hmm...

...Most reincarnators die from being struck directly by a truck.

By contrast, only a few get drunk, stumble into a truck's exhaust pipe, and then get crushed when the truck suddenly speeds up.

By the way, your way of dying is number one, the most popular.

Hmm..."

And so, I was reincarnated.

Anyway, this is a spicy story, like a freshly picked persimmon...