[Even if we're both girls, after sharing a night of passion, you still have to take responsibility]
After her body split into countless adorable little selves, and her mind underwent an adorable fusion, someone gave the matter some serious thought and made a momentous decision: she would flirt with every Ancient God!
"So why Ancient Gods?"
"If I'm going to flirt with someone anyway, I might as well pick the ones with the most punch!"
The two little girls answered their friend, hands on their hips, utterly self-assured.
Years later, looking at her "girlfriends," whose strange appearances were matched only by their even stranger ways of doing things, she fell into deep reflection once again: even if they're Ancient Gods, she still has to take responsibility!