The Ancestral Fairy Wants to Remove Her Cursed Wedding Ring

(One-on-one) (Lovecraftian) (Helldivers-like)

In a burning town, demons laugh as they slaughter, while the townsfolk scatter in every direction, fleeing and screaming in terror.

Does this look familiar? Scenes like this are unfolding all across the continent right now, and you could be next. Unless you make the most important choice of your life: prove your strength and courage for the future of humanity! Join the ranks of the heroes! (Sign up now and team up with a cute fairy companion of your choice. First come, first served.)

Fairy Supporter Destiny: "Is this really how you recruit heroes now? This is blatantly false advertising."

Hero Soder: "Well, I wouldn't exactly call it false advertising." (Looks at Destiny.)

Destiny: "You don't even deny that you like me. Is it because of my family's preference for white hair, purple eyes, and pointed ears? You even tricked me into wearing this ring that I can't take off."

Soder guiltily looks away. "It was my ancestors' command. I had no choice but to obey. Besides, it's not impossible to take them off. We just have to take them off together."

When Destiny and Soder each tried to remove the ring from the index finger of their left hand, both rings suddenly flew back and settled firmly onto the ring fingers of their left hands.

After a silence like death...

Destiny, smiling brightly: "Soder, do you have any last words?"