Also known as:
"I'm the Grand Marshal of the Old Empire. I've been buried underground for a hundred thousand years. Send me 50, and when I claw my way out and restore the empire, I'll make you Emperor."
"How I Became Mom to a Half-Vampire Girl in Another World"
"I Got the Villain's Script, But I Insist on Being a Good Person"
Here's the serious synopsis:
I woke up to find that I had not only transmigrated to another world, but had also become a woman. I had barely awakened before nearly being buried alive. It all happened so suddenly, without the slightest warning.
The only good news was that I picked up a white-haired, red-eyed Chinese special ops girl, but... she seems a little off, too?
No worries. These are just minor problems. As long as I become an adventurer and earn a fortune, everything will work out...
Right?
"Listen, I'm warning you for the last time: I'm not some damn Grand Marshal of the Empire, my name isn't Oros, and I have no idea how to conquer the world!"
"Bother me again and I'll blast you with the Twelve New Year Firecrackers!"
In the imperial palace, a black-haired, violet-eyed girl said irritably.