"Sleeping is life's greatest purpose!"
"Scientific research shows that anyone who can't enjoy more than twelve hours of sleep a day can only live a relatively unsuccessful life..."
"What do you mean, unemployed? How can you make such baseless accusations... When it comes to sleeping, can you really call it a waste of time?"
One day at noon:
"Ugh... somebody help..."
The ambulance went "wee-oo, wee-oo."
"That's right! In my previous life, I died suddenly after going three days without eating or drinking, just sleeping. So what?" said a certain purple-haired Sleep God, barely four-foot-seven tall.
"You're pretty proud of that... So what are your plans this time around?"
"Obviously, to continue the glorious cause of sleeping! The best bed, the best blanket, the best body pillow, here I come!"
"My adorable believers, come be my body pillows~"
A cute girl with an odd hobby: "If Lord God would just give me 'that'... I wouldn't mind being a body pillow or anything."
A frail young lady from a distinguished family: "Being a body pillow... may be a little improper, but if it's Lord God's request..."
A sweet, well-behaved little girl: "Lord God's body pillow? I'll do my best!"
Not long after:
"Lord God, I hear exercise before bed is good for sleep."
"Huh? Okay..."
Only when her believers held her down did the purple-haired girl realize that too much exercise before bed was bad for sleep, too...
"Please, let me go..."
"No way! We're Lord God's adorable little body pillows~"
Dear readers, do you have any suggestions? No one is following this thread.
It's so painful to watch this on and off. I'll recover for a month and then come back. I hope you're still alive by then. Hang in there!
Even though the author has been unresponsive, I still finished the book! (Hands on hips)
Is this a 1v1 match?
Is Lulumu on the cover?
Author, please don't cut this!
I hope the author won't send this book.
Oh no, I've really become a succubus.
It's available now! Yay!
He prayed to the heavens, and the response he received was the elemental extremes.