I... Yan Han, am a twenty-eight-year-old, bona fide, bargain-basement loser with no prospects.
Ten years ago, I was a knight fighting in a coastal defense war. Someone kicked me so hard I was castrated.
A gun with no magazine... That's my situation. On top of that, I'm broke and have no identity.
So I can't find a job and have no choice but to beg.
But... who could have guessed that just as I was starting to make something of myself,
I would go to sleep and wake up having received the full sex-change treatment.
When I woke up, I was dumbfounded...
"Help! The heavens are so unfair to me! Won't somebody help..."
"Oh? How would you like me to help?"
A girl straddled my stomach, pinning my fluffy tail beneath her as well.
She was slender, with a straight back and skin so pale it seemed unreal.
Her hand seized the fox ears atop my head, her golden eyes glinting with amusement and mockery.
She stared at me as if I were her prey before dinner.