[Have you heard? An NPC who was supposed to get killed off in the prologue actually survived to the finale!]
[That's no NPC! That's my husband!!]
A gentle breeze stirred. Jiang Han clasped his hands behind his back and rose with the wind.
A villain's self-awareness? I'll just go grab an immortal maiden.
A stray dog blocks my cultivation? Then I'll grab an immortal maiden.
The protagonist has lucky encounters and is invincible? Might as well grab an immortal maiden.
Why is it that none of these immortal maidens hate me? Instead, every single one wants to freeload at my sect!
Come on, I'm taking you in to give myself a way out, not so you can mooch off me for free!