After transmigrating and painstakingly cultivating for a thousand years, Ye Qiege finally ascended. She never expected that, before she could take in the sights of the immortal realm or start enjoying the happiness of eternal life, her fellow senior brothers and sisters would start mocking her.
"Well, look who it is! Isn't this Qiege? Haven't seen you in a hundred years. How'd you get so lousy?"
"Little Qiege, you're an immortal now and still single. Tsk, tsk, what a pity."
"You unworthy disciple! Don't come back to the sect without bringing home a partner!"
Ye Qiege cursed under her breath and slunk back to the mortal realm.
Where was she supposed to find a partner?
The fact that she wasn't born the sex she had now was still as clear in her memory as ever, even after a thousand years.
But not long after...
"Did you get enough?"
"I'm about to ascend."
"You bastard!"
Ye Qiege never dreamed she'd actually fall for a man.
And what a damned turtle of a man, with a constitution that let him absorb yin to replenish yang!