"Xia Feng, Xia Feng, you could have gotten on the wrong side of anyone, but instead you got saddled with a fox-spirit junior sister blessed by destiny. You even have to hold up her skirt, warm her hands, and fight little monsters for her. Fine, just wait until you get held back and your advisor kicks you into another world to beg for scraps!"
"Ming'er, Ming'er, you could have been a fine Heavenly Decree Great Priestess of the Profound Heavens, but instead you ran off to a mortal campus, bumping into everything in sight and dragging a bunch of college students around to hunt demons. Look at you now, dragged off to the library by that weird senior brother Xia Feng to grind out a paper!"
Me, Xia Feng, a respectable graduate student at a national university, saddled with a million assignments at such a young age, doing the grunt work and taking the blame. How did I end up falling into your hands, you silver-haired, red-eyed brat? What, you want me to join you on the path of demonic cultivation?! And feed me your dark cooking?! Stay away from me!!!
"Hehehe, let's offer the gentlest requiem for this world together, Ming'er and I, my dear se~nior brother!"
