Li Wants a Peaceful Life

[I can give you a peaceful life.]

Me: "Yay~"

[It's another world, and you'll have to become a girl.]

Me: "Oh. Never mind, then."

[I'll send you a beautiful cat-eared girl.]

Me: "I guess I could accept that?"

[And a handsome guy, too.]

Me: "Huh? You really buried the lede there! I absolutely refuse. I'm not going!"

[Since you're willing, get ready.]

Me: "What? Wait a second! You..."

[Wishing you all a happy life.]

Me: "...?!"

(First-person narration)

(One husband, one wife. Letting loose.)