Why Did My Academic Research Lead to a Successful Conquest?

[When foxfolk women are looking for a mate, they release a special gas that greatly increases male stamina. With some special processing and refining, it might be possible to create a new potion?]

[Wingfolk wings are extremely sensitive and covered in a rich network of magic channels. This gives me a great idea.]

[Snakefolk have incredibly flexible tongues, and their teeth can even retract. What a fascinating species.]

[Witches... witches taste pretty good.]

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"Arthur Dimon, the above is evidence of your crimes!"

"No, those are my academic research notes!"