A mighty cultivator who failed to ascend entered the body of a villain by a stroke of fate.
He and she were utterly incompatible. Their fates clashed, and they disagreed on just about everything, from their worldviews to their hobbies. They could hardly ever see eye to eye.
So why were the threads of these two people's fates so tightly entwined in this world?
Mystery solved: it turns out this is an absurd and surreal world.
"Dugu Chan is a dog! She's indecisive and brainless, and she'll follow whoever puts a leash on her!"
"Dugu Dan is a dog! He's disloyal when there's profit to be had and two-faced. Someone's going to kill him sooner or later!"
"You insulted me? You're done for! I'll put sugar in your rice tonight!"
"You wicked woman! You're done for too! You won't see a single complete comic book for the next two days!"
[1v1 pure romance, villain growth arc, somewhat dark and humorously surreal world. Readers under 16 should read with a guardian present. Passing readers, please come in and take a peek, meow~~~]
Also known as: I Lost My Body, So Don't Expect Me to Conquer Myself
