She's cute, sexy, and charming. She likes to wiggle her butt in front of me and go "Yingyingying." Her eyes are full of love for me. She's my wife.
But she causes way too much trouble.
"This dragon is a rare species. Even if you want its teeth, you can't just pull them out!"
"Don't bring an ancient demon back as a pet!"
"If you dump dragon poop here, the enemy will be so furious they'll launch an all-out attack!"
Why did I get home and find the T-shirt I'd worn all day had four huge characters on the back saying, "I Love My Wife"? Never mind, I can live with a little thing like that.
"You say my wife went out to catch pirates and came back injured? Now she's learned her lesson, so she'll be more careful, right? Wait, that's not the point. What kind of pirates dared to hurt my wife? Grab your weapons! I'm going to wipe them out!"
"You ask why my wife causes so much trouble? How should I know? Ever since she became a Soul Warrior, her strength has been shooting up, and there are fewer and fewer people who can keep her in check! Enough talk, I'm going to cultivate. Otherwise, I won't be able to keep her in check either."
