Hello, my name is Noi, the strongest Sword Saint in history.
Protector of the elves, honored guest of the dragons, the light of humanity, and the uncrowned king. That's me.
As a former member of the hero's party, I lost all my companions. In a fit of utter fury, I once challenged the Demon King alone and won.
Unfortunately, the Demon King was far too cunning. I was gravely wounded and couldn't finish her off. During the thousand years I spent in slumber, her tentacles spread across the entire world. Without exception, the lofty rulers of every country became her puppets, and the so-called human alliance was nothing but a name.
The Papal State accuses me of abducting the Saintess. That's a frame-up! She came willingly!
The Kingdom condemns me for stealing from the royal treasury. That's slander! I never knew people counted as part of the royal treasury!
The Empire curses me for trying to assassinate the princess. That's a smear! Who tries to assassinate someone while tied to a bed?
As for the Sword Emperor Kingdom, which claims I'm their ancestor... Let me make this clear: I'm devoted to Miss Yana, and I would never entertain improper thoughts about any bad woman.
The facts prove that the Demon King's lackeys have spread across every country, intent on ruining my reputation with these despicable tactics.
I've put up with this countless times, and all I got in return was more of the same. I've had enough, so there's no need to keep holding back.
Send me 50 yuan, and I'll tell you my revenge plan.
"I asked you to raise funds. What the heck did you write?"
Noi was in tears, regretting the failure of his plan to raise her.
