By chance, I joined a strange group chat.
Everyone in it was an anime fan, and they were all so nice. There were even lots of beautiful girls posting cosplay photos: a red-eyed, white-haired vampire princess, a perfect alien maid who was also a humanoid weapon, and a gentle, alluring witch in black stockings.
When it was my turn, they asked me who I was.
Heh...
I opened my computer and booted up Elden Ring!
I told them I was the Elden Lord!
But after a month of nonstop chatting, I excitedly dressed up as the Elden Lord and went to an in-person meetup on a vacation cruise, only to realize something was wrong.
Holy crap, are you all actually real?
Oh damn, am I the only one who was making stuff up?!
Getting bitten by the vampire princess can actually kill you!
Being hugged by the witch in black stockings is pretty nice, but that alien humanoid weapon of a maid really seems intent on kidnapping me off Earth!
