His Highness the Saint Who Reversed the World

"Holy Son, the church has been rather short on funds lately. His Holiness the Pope has decided to lay off a number of ordinary holy knights. You wouldn't want her to lose her job, would you?"

"Alice has been bullying her classmates at school again, and her grades are so low she can barely graduate. It all depends on how you behave tonight and from now on, Holy Son."

"This is a secret between the two of us. You'd better not tell anyone! I know where your church is, and I know how your followers see you. You'd better remember that, understand?!"