How Can I Be a Tentacle Blood Demon and Still Get Pushed Around?

"Sigh, I'm so bored." The vampire princess rested her chin in her hands and gazed out the window at the bustling traffic. "If only this monotonous vampire life could change."

And so came the voice of a mysterious being: "Young princess, I heard your wish. I shall grant it."

One day, the little princess, longing for a different kind of vampire life, finally saw her world turned upside down. "Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!! This is not the kind of change I wanted! I'd rather starve to death or have all my blood drained! No! Nooooo!"