Useless Phoenix Proudsky, the Heroines All Got the Wrong Script

Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on a poor girl!

Reborn from the apocalypse into her younger self, Su Jilian is determined not to repeat the past. After much soul-searching, she seeks out the powerful figures who will play a part in the cataclysm that destroys the world...

Green Lotus Sword Emperor: “My young mistress, I would gladly kiss the tips of your toes!”

Black Dragon Demon Emperor: “My wife, I’m pregnant with your child.”

Lord of Ten Thousand Poisons: “You rascal! Didn't you say you only loved me?!”

Wait, did you immortals from the upper realm get the wrong scripts or something?!