Legend has it that deep within a certain demon cave lives an evil witch whose beauty is too overwhelming to behold, driving people mad and making them obsessed with her.
Her magic is boundless, and wherever she goes, war follows. Forests vanish and nations are reduced to nothing. The crafty witch claims she can't use low-level magic, a despicable excuse.
Her alchemy is unfathomably strange. She often disguises herself as a cook, using food to summon unknown blessings. God... please protect the soldier who ate food made by the witch.
Beneath her skirt lies an indescribable thing, twisted and beyond all rules. Everyone who sees it suffers mental corruption and submits at the witch's feet.
She likes to eat little girls and is always sticking close to pretty girls. A warning to the church's nuns: don't let the evil witch abduct you like she did the Saint!
In a classroom, a group of female students stared in confusion at the petite witch standing on a little stool. "That's right, the evil witch the church talks about is me! Your academy's headmistress, officially recognized as the cutest girl around!"
"This is your assistant teacher, Zhi Zhi." A group of female students stared in confusion again as a chubby tentacle poked out from beneath their petite teacher's skirt.
Little teacher, maybe the church's misunderstanding isn't entirely unreasonable?
"Another day of snuggling up to girls~"
