Serious version: The distant wind sweeps over a trembling land. Hatred and slaughter never cease. The city stands atop corpses, with bones piled into a staircase leading to the summit.
Born in a storm of bones, you are bound to be swept along against your will.
Pineapple version:
Today, Luo Xiaoye helped an innocent girl, Yue Ling, and got beaten up for it.
A few days later, he flirted with the young lady next door, Duan Shiluo, and got beaten up for it.
A few days after that, he defied his master and got beaten up for it.
"Waaah, why do I always get the short end of the stick?! I'm the protagonist! Aaaaaah!"
Luo Xiaoye was completely beside himself.
