They say China is a land without gods, and that the Chinese are a people abandoned by the divine? I, Xia Ke, refuse to accept that!
After transmigrating, Xia Ke had the Classic of Mountains and Seas in one hand and the Advanced Guide to Growing Up Cute Girls in the other, surrounded by all sorts of little lolis and mature beauties. Life was already without regrets.
Then a villain with a dark mind showed up.
Xia Ke (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻: I sat bolt upright on my deathbed. The cute girl is actually me?!
Nie Xuan (taking off his clothes): What do I do? They say I'm living off a woman.
Xia Ke (backing away): Then go beat them up! What are you picking on me for?!