What's Wrong with Me Slacking Off While Keeping a Strange Girl in Captivity?

A man should either wear armor and guard the frontier, or put on women's clothes and wreak havoc wherever he goes. But Ye Liuli refuses to choose.

Ye Liuli: "Why can't I wield a greatsword while dressed as a girl?"

And so, a tiny, adorable girl who can spin a sixty-jin greatsword with one hand appeared.

The Weird: "Disaster! That adorable little thing is here to catch Weird Girls again!"

Ye Liuli: "Relax, I only catch Weird Girls. I don't catch good citizens like you (ugly Weird)!"

Ye Liuli: "I usually just chop them to death!"

The Weird: "That's even scarier!!"

Meanwhile, a certain cat-eared girl was huddled in a corner, trembling as she covered her ears.