This Role-Playing Game Has Serious Problems

Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

A female ghost and a Taoist priest

A witch and a priest

A dragon and a knight

Why are all these role-playing missions so weird? And why do I always have to team up with you?

How could I possibly like you when you're always working against me? I want to kill you every waking moment.

Ugh, get away from me! Even if you force me, I won't give in!

No, never!

(Cover image found online. Will remove if it infringes on anyone's rights. My writing is terrible, so please go easy on me.)