I was perfectly happy slacking off when I suddenly learned that my five senior sisters planned to physically split me into five pieces. I was so scared that I ran for it on the spot.
Jiang Jiuyi: Please, senior sisters, stop chasing me!
Eldest Senior Sister: Your sins run deep. You must be eradicated.
Second Senior Sister: Come into my arms, little junior brother.
Third Senior Sister: I don't know. I just feel like killing you would be better.
Fourth Senior Sister: You good-for-nothing Jiang Jiuyi!
Fifth Senior Sister: Don't be like that, you'll scare our little junior brother.
And so Jiang Jiuyi began his life on the run.
