Miss Grimer Is Having a Wonderful Meal

(Filming begins, camera aimed at the subject)

"Please look at the camera, dear Miss Christina."

"?" (Both hands full of food, still chewing away)

"Miss Christina?" (Pulls all sorts of indescribable props from beneath her skirt)

"Gulp." (Hastily swallows her food)

"Ahem. May I ask what the problem is?"

"Well, I'd like to make a documentary about Miss Grimer reproducing." (smiles)

"Oh... I see. Wait! What did you say???"

"Ehehehehe..."

(Indescribable moans and cries can be heard as the screen cuts out)