The Grimoire of the Witch Who Blasphemes

"I once tore open a path through the void and descended into this world! When I departed, the people of the void prostrated themselves before me, and their king bowed down in worship!"

"All right, ma'am. What should I call you?"

"Pigeon Hunter. Just call me Pigeon Hunter."

"All right, Ms. Pigeon Hunter. One pet pigeon as well. Upstairs, please, to the private seating area."