I Can't Beat Anyone Anyway, So I Might as Well Live Off a Woman

The world of mountains and seas descends, and Lu Yin gains two officially sanctioned cheats.

But he...

Can't beat the Goudiao

Can't resist the charms of the Qingqiu Fox

Gets pummeled by the Huaihuai

Nearly bites the dust after getting caught in a solar eclipse's friendly fire

And is scared witless at the sight of the Zhulong...

Since he can't beat any of them anyway, he might as well live off the beautiful girls!