Li Ensi: Come on, everyone, let me introduce you to my wives.
The one taking a nap over there is the empire's divine artifact. I was hunted by the entire empire for stealing her, but none of them could beat me and my wife.
As for the one sitting there drinking tea, she's the holy relic of the church. After I took her away, the entire church came to hate and love me at the same time. Unfortunately for them, they can't send a god to beat me up.
What? You want to know why all the divine artifacts turned into beautiful girls?
Of course it's because everyone loves me, flowers bloom when they see me, and even divine artifacts turn into girls when they meet me.
(Includes, but is not limited to, adorable little girls, violent young women, and refined older sisters. Not a wish-fulfillment fluff fest.)
