Wait, you call this the Hall of Heroes?
You say Azathoth is a silly white-haired beauty, fine, I can let that slide.
You call that cross-dressing big sis who loves spouting Zuan slang Jack the Ripper?
You call that pink-haired trash fox who does nothing but make snide remarks all day Abe no Seimei?
You call that guy whose brain is full of railguns and Gundams the First Emperor... That one might actually be true.
But are you sure that philosopher, whose brain is nothing but muscles and locker-room talk, is Zeus?
And Confucius, that musclehead? With muscles like those, are you really Fan Ma Kongciro?
Seriously, you really call these people heroes?
