I used to be a man. Yeah, just like you, with a thing down below!
Hey, what are you looking at? Don't say you don't believe me! I used to be just as cute as I am now, but I really was a man!
Hey, don't doubt me, good sir. Sit down and have some tea while you listen to my story~
It was a year ago...
Hey, listen all you want, but keep your grabby hands to yourself! I'm a married woman!
It was a year ago, when my husband was still my brother, my sister-in-law was still my mother, and my second brother was still my second sister. Then my brother sent me to the human world to turn me into a girl. Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm a half-elf...
