My Underwear Got Lost, How Could This Possibly Be My Fault?

"I'm running away from home! I hate you!"

One day, my underwear said this to me.

Then it wasn't just my underwear. My shirts, pants, and shoes all started threatening to run away from home, too.

What am I supposed to do?

[Why did I suddenly get this ridiculous, incomprehensible ability to turn objects into people?! What is the point of this? Hurry up and disappear already!] In short, it's the Personification Ability.

At some point, it appeared in me and threw my whole life out of rhythm.