"You say I'm a gossip? Obviously! Where would the readers come from if I weren't? You say I'm a clickbaiter? What do you know? That's called the art of language! You say I'll get my legs broken sooner or later? Ha! The fastest in Gensokyo fears nothing! You say someone's already waiting at the foot of Youkai Mountain to catch me? Why should I be scared? I... I'm making a run for it!"
As Gensokyo's most professional journalist, what is my greatest wish?
Why, to have big news every single day, of course!
Today, our upright and honest reporter, Shameimaru Aya, is still thinking of nothing but big news, even as she risks her life to chase a story.
"Nonsense! My name is Shameimaru Aya, not Shame-my-life-away!"
