For some hard-to-refuse reason, I have to pretend to be in a relationship with the princess.
"Your Highness... why are you in my bed so early in the morning?"
"Can't couples spend the night together once in a while?"
"Why have you handcuffed me?"
"I'm afraid you'll take the opportunity to try something funny."
"Then where are your hands touching?!"
"Shh... Do you want everyone to come running?"
Your Highness, please behave yourself...
Hey, I'm very self-disciplined. Give it up!
Hey! I'm talking to you!! Did you not hear me tell you to behave yourself?!
"Who can even hear what you're saying in the voice-over?"