Zombies Have Superpowers, Can Cultivate Immortality, and Can Even Become Magical Girls

Lin Nan: Don't be afraid to transmigrate into the apocalypse. Just watch me slaughter those slow, stupid zombies!

Zombie A: Booo energy, zombie demon transformation!

Lin Nan: ?

Zombie B: Unleash your inner force! Why fear mere bullets at the peak of martial arts?

Lin Nan: ??

Zombie C: Cultivate immortality, transcend tribulation, and ascend on the spot. That is the true path. Our journey is to the sea of stars!

Lin Nan: ???

(A story about a hard-core protagonist facing an apocalypse that isn't quite so hard-core.)