What, you say my wife is a ruthless Demon Venerable who kills without batting an eye? Don’t be ridiculous. She’s just an ordinary woman who knows a little martial arts.
What, you say the rich young lady I picked up is actually an empress? Quit joking. If she were emperor, this country would be doomed! Besides, I’ve said all sorts of treasonous things, so why hasn’t she wiped out my entire clan?
What, you say I’m a Taoist fortune-teller who can predict everything like a god and never miscalculate? Ahem, you got that one right. Between you and me, miss, your fortune says... Let me make something up for you... I mean, read it for you.
A record of Taoist fortune-teller Li Kan’s early scams
