After Kayaba Disappeared from SAO

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How did I somehow get eaten as food by the God of Cooking?

How did I somehow get reincarnated into Sword Art Online, where this world's SAO doesn't even have Kayaba!?

How am I somehow not even human anymore, and my gender has changed too!!?

Those things are still manageable...

But why did I somehow end up giving myself away to this black swordsman!!!!??