The Adventure of the Nameless Guild

"Hey, young man, are you here to join the guild?" The girl in front of him wore an apron and held a plate of charred food.

"Um, is this the [ ] Guild?"

"That's right, this is the [ ] Guild. You've come to the right place!"

"So which guild are you two even talking about?" asked the scruffy man sitting at the bar, setting down his glass of wine with a smile.

"This is all your fault! Take this, you bastard!" The girl launched herself at the man like a tiger pouncing from the mountain...