I Became Invincible as They Gradually Turned Dark

Also known as: The Angrier They Get, the More Excited I Become.

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In the middle of the night, Jiang Nian climbed in through the window and got caught by his wife.

"Jiang Nian, where have you been?"

"The brothel!"

"You..."

[System: Beep! Resentment increased by 100,000.]

Jiang Nian thought happily: Hehe, should I spend my resentment points on the Nine Swords of Dugu or the Eight Trigrams Light Wheel?

His wife pulled a shiny cleaver from behind her back. "Hehe, should I chop off your hand or your leg?"

Jiang Nian: ...Honey, hear me out... I mean, let me explain!