Forced into an Adventure in Genshin Impact

"The Emergency Food Survival Handbook? You cold-hearted jerk, are you trying to insult Paimon in a roundabout way?!"

"Ahem, actually, I'm pretty curious what Paimon tastes like. What do you think, Lumine? We could steam Paimon, braise her, make sweet-and-sour Paimon..."

"Lumine, let go of that pot!!!"

Paimon: emergency food, mascot, and a "tasty" emergency food.

P.S. Please skip Volume Two. I went completely off the rails with it.