
You Mock Me for Being a Simp, but I'll Make You All Mine
嘲笑我是舔狗的你们必将被我拿下
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 269k Words
- Genre
- Campus
- Updated
- 4y ago
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128Chapters
758.9kClicks
3.5kFavorites
7.3Score
1kLikes
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🐙 New book "I Only Want to Take Your Great Swords," and this other heavyweight book of the same genre.
After a while, the characters will be resurrected using Edo Tensei, and their worldviews and identities will change.
The new book has been relaunched, this time in the ancient Chinese style.
What the hell are you writing? The paid content says not to buy it, so how the hell am I supposed to see it if I don't buy it? Can't I put the title or something? You're obviously just trying to make a quick buck, constantly padding the chapters with words. If you can't leave, I'll leave.
Please, author, it's normal for a novel to have some flaws. Let's ignore them and update properly. There's always a way to make up for it. But please don't take advantage of mediocrity. If you want the full attendance bonus, I don't care about the word count. After all, everyone pads their pages sometimes. But please, please don't make me look forward to those garbage chapters that cheat me out of my virtual currency every day. I'll give you all my monthly votes next month. Please don't abandon this story, okay?
My dear Qingyao, my little sister Qingyao 🤤😭
No needle prick, no needle prick, ee-ya ee-ya yo.
Ten stars! Gender-swap is so appealing!!! Who doesn't love and blindly recommend a book for no reason? This is clearly one of my favorites. The intertwined love and hate of revenge, the ethical inversion of gender-swap, and the satisfying plot progression—I call it a breath of fresh air in the world of satisfying stories, a truly satisfying story in the world of gender-swap!!! Woohoo!!! When will we get Qingli's boyfriend gender-swapped? Please arrange it quickly! (The following is just to reach the word count...) — Written at a student's home during tutoring sessions
Wasn't this supposed to be a story about a protagonist suffering abuse? How did it turn into a story about a protagonist with a halo later on?
I'm Brother Pig, 20 years old, and an author. I have two novels on Pineapple Bun, but I often just post duplicate chapters to get the full attendance bonus. I know it's not good, but what can I do when I have to play League of Legends? So updating twice a day is impossible. Perhaps even the heavens couldn't stand my lazy attitude anymore, and I finally received my punishment. One morning, I woke up to find that the whole room had become larger.
Luo is the male protagonist's biggest enemy, right? Why doesn't he take revenge on Luo at all? He really only takes revenge on men and not women, right? What a chivalrous (simp) spirit!