The Sage's Nightmare-Raising Manual

"When I first saw her, I thought she was just like me, so I adopted her. Soldier, listen to me, I absolutely never intended to marry her."

"I know. See the name of this forum? It was made for you lolicons."

"So, Lingming, you don't want to marry me?"

No, it's just that I want to be with you forever.

This is the story of a sage and a nightmare.