I'm Not a Player, I Just Want to Soak Up Pretty Girls' Luck

Lu Heng, unlucky for ten thousand years, got a System that could absorb the luck of the chosen and turn his bad luck around.

What Lu Heng thought absorbing luck meant: [Become friends with the chosen] [Go out with the chosen] [Join the chosen one's club]

What it actually meant: [Give the chosen one a princess carry] [Kiss the chosen one passionately] [Successfully conquer the chosen one] [Make the chosen one hate you enough to want to chop you up]

Lu Heng: Is something not quite right here?

And why are all the chosen ones dangerous young women?!