The Returned Hero Only Wants to Live a Normal Life

A hero? That profession went out of date a hundred years ago. I quit ages ago. Now that I've finally made it back, why not enjoy a peaceful, everyday life for once?

But... my everyday life...

"Hey, Hero! Get out here! I want another showdown with you!"

A little blonde-haired girl is kicking my door with all her might. I can only crouch in the corner with my arms over my head, while sending a text to her parents.

"Um, Makino, are you sure that child outside is all right...?"

"Probably. I just hope her parents hurry over and take this little terror away..."