Ghostly Girls, Please Don't Interfere with My Novel Writing

Bai Fan wants to write a mystery novel so astonishing it shakes heaven and earth and terrifies the gods...

But heaven and earth aren't shaken at all. Why are there more and more demons and monsters around him?!

A ditzy little spirit-pen girl, a lonely Sadako, a chuuni Shuten Doji, a seductive and alluring Tamamo no Mae...

Bai Fan: "Women only slow down my typing."

Narrator: "But they aren't human!"

Bai Fan: "Ahem. Actually, I'm afraid they'll suck me dry, okay..."