As a Fallen God, I Just Want to Slacken Off

Sir, could I have a moment of your time?

He lightly cut your foot, and the venom left you unable to move. You could only lie there and listen as he continued:

"I'd like to tell you about our Heavenly Father and Savior, ______."

[Cthulhu Mythos slice of life, including but not limited to Cthulhu cuisine, Deep Ones, the Unity of the Gods, fish-men, and boar-men]